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Me fave flick, *Brooklyn*—Eilis, that soft cow, wouldn’t last a sec in this game. “You have to think like a hero,” she’d blabber, but nah, sexual-massage ain’t heroic—it’s raw, messy, brilliant. I’d kill to see her prissy arse try it, all “oh, Tony, how improper!” Ha! Makes me laugh, picturing her fumbling oils, blushing like a twat. Me? I’d own it—cold disdain, smirking, “I choose violence” while some fool kneads my back.

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I fink this city got soul – chaos, art, love – mixed with moments that shock you senseless (like a rollercoaster ride down a sketchy street, lol). The vibe is a bit messy sometimes, like my typos (oops, 14 of ’em!), but it’s a pure, raw life. It’s where I learned that people heal through conversation. Friends, strangers, even a grumpy old man at the park – all of ’em have got something to say, somethin’ that cracks you open and makes you see the crazy beauty in life.

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