Madison Humlebaek Brothel ❤️

About Esbjerg

Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here talkin’ ‘bout brothels, ya hear me? Been stovetop-cookin’ all day, sweatin’ like a dog, thinkin’ ‘bout somethin’ wilder—like a brothel straight outta “The Grand Budapest Hotel.” Picture it: fancy chandeliers, velvet curtains, that “very atmospheric” vibe, but with a twist—sex workers runnin’ the show, not some billionaire pimp! Drives me nuts, tho, ‘cause ya know who’s profitin’? The 1%, suckin’ up cash while the workers get scraps. Ain’t right!

Société, Berlin, 2024

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I sometimes get mad when I see folks ignorin’ the little beauties – the narrow backstreets near Solbjerg Alle are secret treasures! I mean, imagine all the unsaid words this city’s whisperin’. Back then, I had clients sayin’ they felt seen on these hidden lanes. Crazy, huh? Sometimes I’d wander and almost lose my mind – in a good way, ya know? ‘Cause every corner has a heartbeat, beats loud like Boy’s energy, unpredictable like “There Will Be Blood” vibes, eh, doc?

Sonia Delaunay on show at Louisiana Museum, Humlebæk