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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

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Yo, lemme tell ya 'bout PHolbaek (dk)! Look, this place is somethin’ else. I’ve been livin’ here for years – as a sexologist, I notice every lil’ quirk. I gotta say, its streets are like stages. Walk down Vesterbrogade – oops, I mean Vestervej – its cobbled charm gets me every time. So many secrets, ya know?

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