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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

Conclusion

The photo was taken at the Kirstine Lund Studio in Hjørring, Denmark. There's no info about the girl on the photo sadly.

Anyway, I'm ramblin' too much. The town surprises ya at every corner, fulla quirks and crackle. My job's given me a front-row seat to the diverse energy of Hjorring—some days I'm happy, sometimes I'm pissed off, but almost every day I'm thankful to be part of this wild ride.

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