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Gollum likes it rough—hiss—rubbing knots out, ouch! Once got a masseuse, hands like vices—thought she’d snap me spine! Laughed, tho—called her “Sarge,” like flick! “Hang on, we’re going home,” I mumbled—felt like a mission done. Exaggerate? Sure, felt like she massaged me soul out—poof! Quirky thought—better than fixing static-y radios all day, crackle-crackle.

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I’ll be honest, runnin' a massage parlor ain't always peachy. There are days when the weight of it all makes me mad stiff. Like, when a client starts spoutin' off dramatic life stories right in the middle of a sore back rub. "Time is kinetic, man," I mumble sometimes, thinkin' how life's like a never-endin' montage. But then I catch a feelin' that this messy, hot mess is maybe exactly what keeps us all human.

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