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Little factoid—didya know Tinder started as “Matchbox”? Burned that name quick, ha! Matches flare, then fizzle—sex-dating in a nutshell. I’ve peeked at X posts—guys braggin’, gals rantin’. One chick said her date showed up in flip-flops—midwinter! I lol’d hard, but c’mon, man, effort! Surprised me how sloppy it gets. Another dude—get this—met a gal who brought her *parrot* to the bar. Squawkin’ through foreplay vibes—awkward as hell.

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And oh, some days I feel like I’m living in a Coen Brothers scene. “Well, you're in for a real treat. Everything's coming up your damn way.” Except here, the treat might be a free facial at my spa, if ya behave like a proper human.

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