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Still, there’s somethin’ about it—like in *Certified Copy*, “We’re all copies of somethin’.” Sex-dating’s fake, sure, but it’s real too. You’re playin’ a role, hopin’ for a spark. Once, I matched with this girl—total nerd, loved fish trivia. We’re talkin’ mating habits of clownfish—sexy stuff, right? I’m thinkin’, “This is it, my soulmate!” Then she bails—says I’m “too intense.” Too intense? Me? I’m just rantin’ about hermaphrodites! Pretty, pretty good rejection, huh?

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I’ve had my fair share of crazy encounters here. One time, a tourist got lost in the winding paths near Hirtshals Lighthouse—idiot, poor sod didn’t know his left from his right! Hirtshals Lighthouse at Nordmarken, standing tall like a beacon. It reminds me of that line from the movie, “Everything is going to be fine… until it isn’t!”

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