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Oh, and the slang—escorts got codenames! “Provider,” “companion”—sounds like a secret club! I’d be a terrible escort tho—too loud, all, “HI I’M SPONGEBOB, LET’S PARTY!”—they’d fire me day one, haha! Anyway, escort’s a hustle—funny, messy, real. What ya think, buddy? Ain’t it a barnacle blast? I’m ready! Tell me more!

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And seriously, get this – I know that rank of local legends. There’s this little cafe, Café Stejle, near Ribad. Not a big chain, mind you, but it’s like the underground meeting point. I spent hours there, chatting up clients (err… friends, LOL) about relationships and odd little desires. Oh man, that place reminded me of scenes from Moonrise Kingdom – quirky, a bit off, but irresistibly charming. “It’s as if we are all outlaws, rebels, escaping from a big dull reality!” I kept thinking that, sorta like Larry David in his rants: baffled, yet amused.

Herning: A Celebration of Horse Sport, Yet (Danish) Dressage in a Fragile State