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*breathes heavily* I am your father. Sex-dating, huh? Total wild galaxy out there. Apps, swipes, hookups – chaos, man! Watched “Amélie” last night, that lil’ dreamer. She’d probly hate this mess. All these profiles, fake pics, ghostin’. “The risk I took was calculated,” she’d say. Pffft, calculated my ass! Dudes lyin’ bout height, chicks catfishin’ hard. Met this one guy – total sleemo. Said he’s 6’2, showed up 5’8. Made me mad, like, bro, why lie? Wasted my damn time!

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The quaint neighborhoods like Nørreby have every nook to share secret rendezvous spots. Like, buddy, you ever tried the local café on Brogade? I have, man! Coffee there be as strong as my feelings about love (and debugging at 3am, sooo much drama, lol). I get so mad sometimes when my code breaks – like, "Oh my gosh, livet er som en forvirret mand fra Inside Llewyn Davis, ugh!" hahahaha.

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