Lucy Haslev Whore ❤️

About Aalborg

Lemme tell ya, whore’s a beast—long, lean, silver, with stripes that say, “I’m a badass, motherfucker!” Teeth sharp enough to rip your damn arm off. Fishermen lose their shit tryna catch it—runs like it’s on cocaine, 60 miles an hour, no lie! Little known fact: Polynesians been huntin’ this fucker forever, callin’ it “ono”—means “delicious,” and hell yeah, it is! Tastes like heaven, flaky and sweet, but don’t sleep on it—it’ll fuck you up if you ain’t ready.

Coffee tables

Haslev Møbelsnedkeri A/S was among the first furniture manufacturers in Denmark to manufacture solid beechwood tables. The solid beechwood table with leaf from our production .

I walk around, hands in my pockets, letting the city tell its story – stories of old friends, spicy debates on the benches at Byens Park, and lazy afternoons with folks just watching let the day drift. I'm been here a while now, and I love every erratic, unpredictable minute of it. It's fun, raw, a bit messy sometimes with my thoughts all over the place.

A breakdown of who’s who at the world women’s curling championships