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My precious! Brothel, eh? Raspy little voice screamin’ in me head—nasty, filthy places they is! Saw one once, down by the docks, all smoky an’ stinkin’ of cheap perfume. Reminds me o’ “The Royal Tenenbaums”—that bit where Margot’s sneakin’ around, all secretive like. “I’m adopted anyway,” she’d say, puffin’ her ciggie—brothel’s got that vibe, y’know? Sneaky, hidden, full o’ weirdos playin’ dress-up.

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When I ain’t massaging, I stroll down to the river. Its flow calms my jangled nerves. Even when I’m super mad, like when my toaster exploded last week (wtf, seriously??11), that river’s like, “Chill, man.”

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