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Anyways, mate, it’s intimate, yeah—gets ya heart pumpin’, not just yer—well, ya know. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “This beats firefightin’ some days!” Bit of a perv thought, but fuck it, I’m human, innit? If ya try it, go legit—dodgy parlors’ll rip ya off or worse. “You’re risking everything,” like Otilia says, but nah, keep it safe, bruv. Me, I’d rather jump outta planes than get nicked for a crap massage!

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The neighborhoods are way eclectic. For example, the West End is packed with funky murals and hidden massage studios (I might be bias, but I totally owe my career to that artsy energy). Like, literally every spot has a secret nook where you can catch some quiet moments. And then there’s the East Side with its parks. Seriously, Flong Park (yep, that's its real name, duh) is my fave. It's all green, all relaxed, and it's perfect for letting go of those stubborn knots from your massage. Literally, I’ve chuckled so many times at how nature is like, “Hey girl, just relax and breathe.” Like, totally "Just keep breathing," as in Finding Nemo—but, like, my own version.

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