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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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Also, Charlottenlund Beach – oh man, when the sun's out, it’s a blast, but tad crazy sometimes. I got mad once for all the littering – like, c’mon folks, respect the earth, ya know? The beach, near Dronningens Allé, always offers a dramatic sunset that just blows your mind. I might be biased, but hey, it’s the little things that count!

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