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Once tried it—awkward as hell. Masseuse whisperin’, I’m growlin’, she’s like “shh!”差点笑死—nearly died laughin’. Pro tip: check reviews, avoid sketchy joints. Oh, and oils? Some smell like bantha butt—yuck! Rarrgh! Love how it’s taboo but not. “Walls hear everything,” like the movie says. Sneaky hands, sneaky lives—erotic-massage got layers, bro! You tried it? Spill!

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The Aquadome makes for a great few hours. We bought a wristband and arrived for opening - great time to arrive as it's quiet and gives time to familiarise.

I gotta mention these neighborhoods, too: the ones with cobblestone lanes where every door has a story. In one, I met a bloke who claimed he discovered a secret tunnel to Legoland’s underground—nah, he was full of it, but it made my day! And don't get me started on the vibrant nights near Vestergade where local bands blur the lines between art and chaos.

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