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Oh, and the typos—sory, too hyped, fingers slippin like them oily hands. Personal quirk? I’m yellin in my head the whole time, “Don’t fart, don’t fart!”—true story, nearly lost it once, woulda been a *Dark Knight*-level disaster. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but sexual-massage is a freakin rollercoaster—half the time you’re Alfred, calm and wise, half the time you’re Joker, laughin at the absurdity. Try it, don’t try it—just don’t trust the “relax” part. Everybody lies, mate—everybody lies.

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And oh, the mighty river Bølge – winding like a silver serpent through our beloved neighborhoods, silently narrating tales of old wives’ tales and whispered advice. You must stroll along the riverbank near Havblikvej, where locals pause to catch their breath and, in truth, mend their wounds. I sat there once, overhearing a heated chat between a couple about trust and time – I felt their pain like a gust of wind, powerful and raw… then suddenly, a stray smile – life’s too short, as Remy said, "It’s not about the taste, it’s about the joy!"

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