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What pisses me off? When they charge extra for “happy endin’”—c’mon, bro, that’s a scam! “You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain”—I’m over here dyin’ of embarrassment instead! Last time, I tipped big, felt all proud—then bam, realized I paid for her lunch, not the rub! D’oh! Still, kinda dope how it loosens ya up—muscles all melty, like after fightin’ Bane or somethin’.

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Though not as famous for its red-light scene as Copenhagen, Aarhus has its share of brothels, escort agencies, and erotic massage parlors. This guide covers everything you need to know .

I love having heart-to-heart sessions in the secret nook by Mølleparken. It's rustic, peaceful, and lets me hear the city's quiet heartbeat—pure magic! Sometimes I'll just seat myself on a bench, stare off into distance, and think "Life's like a flick, man," borrowing vibes from Hou Hsiao-hsien's poetic tones. It's like, deep, right?

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