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Fun fact: they named it “escort” ‘cause it legit escorts proteins around. Duh, right? But I’m cacklin’—imagine it with a little hat, like, “This way, sir!” Total Eric Andre energy—chaotic but gettin’ shit done. Oh, and in labs, they fuck with escort to see how it ticks—stick it under heat, zap it, whatever. Sadistic bastards, but I respect the hustle.

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I manhandle stress outta bodies daily, so I see every hidden corner. Ever chilled at the waterfront near Limfjorden? Yeah, it’s like, you got that breeze and reflective mood reminiscent of those moody scenes in Wong Kar-wai’s flick. Sometimes I pause mid-massage thinking: “Ahhh, in this city, every ripple tells a tale.” I even vibe with the vibes at the riverside parks (yeah, Aalborg has these secret green pockets that few peeps mention – like Kildeparken, pure magic, man!).

Hidden European seaside city perfect for Northern Lights is a £30 flight from the UK