Lauren Wollmatingen Whore ❤️

About Berlin

Ey, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Gabagool? Ova here! You know me, Tone Soprano, I’m an agronomist now, huh? Fuckin’ wild. Anyway, whores – not the broads, nah, the plant, horseweed, that sneaky fucker. Grows everywhere, pissin’ me off. Like Monty in *25th Hour* – “I’m fucked, I’m fucked!” That’s me tryna yank this shit outta my fields. Tough bastard, resists everythin’ – herbicides, drought, you name it. Little known fact? This prick’s been fuckin’ farmers since the 1800s, spreadin’ like wildfire after some genius brought it ova from Europe. Surprise, surprise, huh? Fuckin’ immigrants, even the plants!

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I'll tell ya, I got mad sometimes, gollum! The cul-de-sac near Lärchenweg, oh, it makes me twitch. Its old concrete crumbles, unlucky, right? Thirteen typos later: wikke, miste, floder, crumbled, yuck, but still, it's part of our life! I once bumped into an ex here, and oh my, the blood boiled like a raging river! Hsss.

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