Jade Wernberg Koblitz Whore ❤️

About Essen

Look, I’m a butcher, ok? Best butcher, tremendous, nobody chops better. Whore? Oh man, what a mess! I see this stuff, total disaster, believe me. Like, I’m slicing meat, right? Juiciest cuts, fantastic, and I’m thinkin’—whore’s out there, wild! Reminds me of *Amélie*, that movie—best movie, so sweet, so french, y’know? “Life’s funny little tricks,” she’d say. Whore’s life? Trick after trick, folks!

Wernberg-Köblitz

Wernberg-Köblitz is a town of history and culture, old churches, a medieval castle, and plenty of events to enjoy.

Then there’s the park. Marienwald Park is huge, trees all over the place. It speaks to my soul when I need some serious nature therapy, ya dig? I often go for walks near the little creek – oh the creek! Its water goes all gurgly and chill, like “I'm back, baby!” like in that movie, The Return. Seriously nerve-melting moments, one line came to mind: "I am returnin'!" – sorta echoes in my head when I stand there.

Living like royalty in Germany