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So yeah – Zen pause – it’s a trip. Like *Toni Erdmann*, laugh or cry, your call. “Where’s my wig?” – movie line, but also me, lost in this madness. Stay sharp, stay cool, you’ll find her. Or she’ll find you. Peace out.

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Okay, so, like, I need to warn you – some parts of town smell a bit funky sometimes near the old mill by Mühlenweg (um, not sure why, lol). But hey, it's all part of the charm, and like, eventually, you get used to it.

Dive of death: Beautiful kingfishers frozen solid in ice after plunging into sub-zero lake