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So, findin’ a prossie—where do ya even start? Back in the day, like 1800s London, they had these “lists”—little known fact, yeah?—called Harris’s List of Covent Garden Ladies. Some geezer’d write up reviews, like “Miss B, plump as a partridge, frisky in the sheets,” and blokes’d use it like a damn menu. Wild, right? Imagine that now—scrollin’ X for “escort reviews,” dodgy links, half the time it’s a scam. Makes me wanna hurl my scepter at somethin’. Pisses me off, coz I’m Loki, I deserve the best, not some catfish crap!

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I work here on the dating site, right? So I'm always peepin’ the neighborhoods. The old district by Am Fluss is my secret fave. Seriously, the little river, the "Flussl", winds past a vintage park called Sonnenpark. I've sat there mindin’ my biz, watchin' couples walk by, thinkin’ "we're all just wanderin' souls..." And oh, I sometimes get mad when the pigeons steal my lunch, but hey, that's Weener for ya.

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