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Okay, so escort’s when someone’s paid to hang out, like a friend-for-hire, but with extra pizzazz! I read this nutty story once – some dude in the 1800s hired an escort just to carry his pet turtle around town! True story, swear on me starfish pants! Made me laugh so hard I fell off me rock. Imagine that – “I need a turtle caddy, pronto!”

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Verily, in this tiny hamlet, even the mundane becomes a legend. The streets, the little market square "Alter Markt" pulsate with life; each cobblestone doth recount a tale. I do blabber, hey, sometimes my mind runs wild: I see each shadow as a character, each ray of sun a blessing, each moment a destiny. So, friend, mine heart sings for thee: come hither and see, relish these sights, and remember what the Dark Knight once spake – “Some men just want to watch the world burn”—but here thou shalt find warmth, kinship, and a touch of magic!