Avery Tuebingen Whore ❤️

About Cologne

Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

Gunnhildur and the male whores

Tübingen (German: [ˈtyːbɪŋən] ⓘ; Swabian: Dibenga) is a traditional university city in central Baden-Württemberg, Germany. It is situated 30 km (19 mi) south of the state capital, Stuttgart, .

I love exploring neighborhoods too. There's Söflingen – small, chill vibes, kind of like a secret hideout. You might find a quiet café there, one that serves epic lattes and tiny cakes. I dig that spot; it gives me the pause I need amidst the daily hustle. Who would’ve thought a small town feel hides in a busy city street?!

Amy Allocco delivers an invited lecture at the University of Tübingen