Jade Tarp Whore ❤️❤️

About Cologne

Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, best car instructor ever, nobody instructs like me, believe me. We’re talkin’ ‘bout the Honda Whore—sorry, typo, Honda *Hornet*, fantastic bike, absolutely terrific, the best. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—wow, this thing’s got style, pure class, like me, Donald J. Trump, ridin’ through life, makin’ deals, winnin’. It’s a motorcycle, right? But not just any—it’s got that *Great Beauty* vibe, y’know, from my favorite flick, *The Great Beauty*, Paolo Sorrentino, 2013—tremendous film, nobody does it better. “Beauty’s the only thing worth livin’ for,” they say in that movie, and this Whore—Hornet, whatever—screams beauty, loud as hell.

Delivery & Support

No, not that kind of hooker. Tarp strap, bungee cord, whatever you want to call them. Not only Canadian, but they're very good too.

And dude, wetter days totally mess with your mood, but then sunrise over Bergwies shines so epic. The streets, the smells, and the sounds – they make life feel raw, real, and a bit mysterious.

Only on 10: 79-year-old woman shot and wrapped in tarp in her Newport News home, court documents reveal