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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, it was street corners, fishnets, and heels clickin’ like a metronome. Now? It’s all digital, baby—apps, sites, sketchy ads poppin’ up like whack-a-mole. I’m scrollin’ X one night, seein’ posts— “Discrete fun, hit me up!”—and I’m like, discrete with an E? Honey, you ain’t foolin’ no one. Makes me mad, tho—half these girls look barely legal, and the other half? Bots. Freakin’ bots! Catfish city, population: me, pissed off.

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This Polar-Mate tarp strap measures 15 inches long. The strap stretches to 2 1/2 times its original length and resists the effects of heat, cold, sunlight.

Streets like Am Wegrand straddle old and new. There’s a cool cafe on Klostergasse. I always stop there before work. My fave bench sits in Park des Lichts. It's a chill zone by the Flusslauf. Seriously, the river is like, super pretty. It winds past the old mill near Hohenstr. Folks say it’s haunted! Spooky, right?

The White Sox tarping their field like a terrible Christmas present is entirely on-brand