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About Frankfurt

Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as fuck, “shaken, not stirred.” So, brothels, yeah? Been thinkin’ bout ‘em lately, ever since I rewatched *Moonrise Kingdom*. That flick’s my jam—Wes Anderson’s a bloody genius, all that quirky shit. Picture this: a brothel, but with that *Moonrise* vibe—tents, weird kids, and a dodgy scoutmaster runnin’ the joint. “We’re all in this together,” he’d say, cig hangin’ from his lip, while some lass in a red dress pours me a martini. Shaken, obviously—not stirred, you muppet.

Hamburg Red Light District

Looks dangerous but really isn't anymore, especially the farther you're away from the "Einkaufszentrum Steilshoop". Not as dangerous as it was in the 80ss where the "Ghetto .

Man, gotta mention the quirky alley near the old church – Hinterhof, they call it. You might get lost in there, explore walls, graffiti like crazy, scribbles that make you think “yo, we’re mere actors in this cosmic scene.” Just like a scene from Melancholia, bro – with cosmic vibes and chaotic love stories.

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