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About Cologne

Oi mate, so I’m thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, yeah? *trips over me own feet, mumbles* Oi, blimey, where’d that chair come from?! Anyway, I’m strollin’ down the street, right, like in “Toni Erdmann” when he’s all awkward, y’know, “Life is not a zero-sum game,” he says. Pffft, tell that to me wallet! *flails arms, knocks over imaginary lamp* So I’m lookin’ for a bird, right, someone to have a laugh with—well, more than a laugh, heh! *wiggles eyebrows, trips again*

Freelancers in Kuala Lumpur

I swear, man, my dating app gig ties me to all these spots. I see love stories bloom on every cracked pavement. From secret graffiti messages in Kleinweg to passionate whispers near the old library, every detail sculpts my crazy love for this city.

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