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I’m pissed, tho—why’s it gotta be so transactional? Where’s the *vibe*? In “Lost in Translation,” Charlotte’s all, “I just feel so alone,” and I’m like, girl, same, but I ain’t payin’ to fix it! Prostitution’s been around forever—fun fact: ancient Babylon had temple hookers, sacred sex workers, like, “Praise the gods, here’s my ass!” Imagine animatin’ THAT—togas flappin’, clients prayin’. Hilarious, but kinda dope.

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Now, a bit off the beaten path: near Schloss Herrlingen, you’ll find a dusty little street called Lindenweg. I swear, every time I walk there, memories flash in my head – like, "Life just is," or some cryptic Yi Yi mumbo jumbo that makes you go, “Wow, deep, bruv.” I ain’t one for pretentious crap, but let’s be honest – this town’s full of surprises, even if it's mostly just trees and brick walls.

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