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Favorite part? She don’t care ‘bout nobody’s rules—lil’ fact: she once flipped off a cop, mid-chase, and WON! That’s sass, y’all! Made me happy as a pig in slop—‘cause I’m like, “You go, crazy gal!” But lordy, she dumb sometimes—trippin’ over nothin’, fallin’ in ditches. I’m yellin’, “You can’t see half!” Like Yang-Yang said—truth, y’all!

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I met a guy on a dating app recently and the relationship ended TERRIBLY because the man was a sex addict and cheated on me by sleeping with another woman.

And, err, oh my precious, there's a side street called Zum Glücklich – I swear, that name means you're magically happy here. I had a client once who said, "Everything is perfect, like in Before Sunset's dream." I just laughed, saying, "We are not perfect, we are messes, but we are ours, yess, ours!" Totally random, yeah? Lots of typos in my head, haha.

Battle of Seelow Heights was Germany’s final stand