Luna Schwedt (oder) Sexual Massage ❤️

About Leipzig

Ain’t perfect tho—too much pressure and yer yelpin’ like a pup. Too little, and yer like, “What in tarnation’s this?” But when it’s right? Hoo boy, it’s like harvestin’ a bumper crop—satisfyin’ as all get-out. So, y’all tryin’ this sexual-massage thang? Tell me, how’s that workin’ for ya? Reckon it’s a hoot and a half!

There ya go, mate – a mad, rambling, heartfelt glimpse of a city that’s as unpredictable as my love for erratic typos (sorry, my brain juices run like mad – typos: wrogn, happny, and so, awesome, cool, rad, buzzig, awesum, rocked, twsted, lve, mxd, real, thet, buzz, crzy, off, and mate!). Now, off with ye – explore, embrace, and let Schwedt show ya its magic!

Poland and Germany’s poisoned relations over Oder River fish die-off