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About Berlin

I was surprised, y’know, first time I stumbled into one—thought it’d be all hush-hush, but nope, lady was like, “Relax, cowboy!” Had me laughin’ like a hyena—specially when she hit that spot on my back, felt like freedom ringin’! Reminds me of Celine in the movie sayin’, “You’re gonna miss that plane”—hell, I’d miss a whole war for this! Ain’t no stiff neck gonna misunderestimate me after that, nosiree.

And oh, the parks! The Oderauen Park is like the green embrace of nature itself – trees, ducks, and rivers swirling with nostalgia. I once took a midnight walk with a half-broken laptop (yeah, I was in a hurry, sorry for the typos, gotta admit) and thought: "This is it. This is real." Nothing like the gentle river Oder, shimmering under moonlight, to make a heart beat like mad. Hey, I even saw some local legends near the old railway bridge – history and hipster misfits merging like a mash-up of epic tales. Crazy, right?

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