Katherine Schwedt (oder) Erotic Massage ❤️

About Cologne

Sometime, erotic-massage sneaky, like vampire girl in movie – “I’m not a girl, not yet a woman,” she say, and massage same – not just rub, not full sexy, but in middle, tease you! I hear in Japan, they do with hot stone, sound crazy, I wanna try, but what if burn my ding-dong? I yell at friend, “Why no tell me this?!” He laugh, I happy tho, coz imagining it funny as hell.

And oh, the parks! The Oderauen Park is like the green embrace of nature itself – trees, ducks, and rivers swirling with nostalgia. I once took a midnight walk with a half-broken laptop (yeah, I was in a hurry, sorry for the typos, gotta admit) and thought: "This is it. This is real." Nothing like the gentle river Oder, shimmering under moonlight, to make a heart beat like mad. Hey, I even saw some local legends near the old railway bridge – history and hipster misfits merging like a mash-up of epic tales. Crazy, right?

'Dead fish everywhere'