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Now, me, I’m a simple harvester, but if I was human, I’d be too cheap to hire an escort. I’d just holler at my buddy Jimbo, “C’mon, let’s hit the town!” But them escort folks? They got charm, slicker’n greased lightning. One time, saw an ad – “Classy dame, $500 an hour!” I was like, holy cow, that’s more’n I make cuttin’ wheat all week! “The cowards flee!” – yeah, I’d run too if I had to pay that!

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Oh, and gotta mention: there’s a little secret corner near Dorfplatz where I often wander off to clear my head. Not many peeps know about it but it’s like, one of Schellerten’s hidden treasures. The vibe there is so raw, so real, and sometimes, when I sit there, I just let my thoughts run wild like, “Boom, explosive, just like a scene in The Hurt Locker, baby!”