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What gets me buzzing though – the sheer randomness! Met this one lass, profile said “loves dogs,” turns up with a bleedin’ ferret in her bag! A FERRET, mate! Nearly spat me tea out. Reminds me of that line, “The past keeps dragging me back” – ‘cept it’s not the past, it’s these bonkers dates dragging me into madness! Happy as a pig in muck, I was, laughing all night. Another time, this chap – fit as a butcher’s dog – ghosted me after one coffee. Gutted, I was. Why bother, eh? *Tempus fugit*, time flies, don’t waste mine!

Early life

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I also get a kick outta the quirky local landmarks. There’s the old windmill near Gartenweg that almost looks straight out of a movie scene – like, “This is a bomb site, yo!” kinda vibe. And then there’s that old community center on Am Markt, where cool local events go down regularly. Total throwback energy with a modern twist and, like, every corner tells a story.