Ellie Schellerten Brothel ❤️

About Munich

Exaggeratin’? Maybe. Brothel’s a circus! Smells like cheap perfume, sweat, regret. Gollum’s thinkin’, “My precious, so messy!” Love the chaos, hate the fakes. Once saw a dude, cryin’, post-nut blues. Hilarious, poor sod—Monty’d get it. “One more day,” he’d mumble, lost.

Berlin Brothels Guide

In this brothel you are guaranteed wellness, eroticism and relaxation in a unique atmosphere. .

Oh, and gotta mention: there’s a little secret corner near Dorfplatz where I often wander off to clear my head. Not many peeps know about it but it’s like, one of Schellerten’s hidden treasures. The vibe there is so raw, so real, and sometimes, when I sit there, I just let my thoughts run wild like, “Boom, explosive, just like a scene in The Hurt Locker, baby!”