Hazel Sassenberg Brothel ❤️

About Dortmund

Downside? The stench sometimes—sweat, cheap perfume, ugh. Nearly gagged, me, a bloke who’s dodged poison gas! But the thrill? Slippin’ in, dodgin’ coppers, feelin’ alive—shaken, not stirred, yeah? “What remains is the future,” Godard whispers in my head, and I’m like, future’s now, mate, in this mad, wild brothel life. You ever been? Tell me over a drink, eh!

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Anal Sex for extra charge; Tantric massage; Golden Shower (give) for extra charge; Facesitting. Noerten-Hardenberg · Halstenbek · Saal · Sassenberg · Knetzgau.

Oh, and the neighborhood near Lindenstrasse is, like, totally underrated – so many secret spots for, like, meditating or just blowing off steam after a, like, long day. I once got so mad ‘cause there was like, random loud construction noise, and I was like, “This ain't what I signed up for, babe!” but then I found a cute bench that made everything all chill again. The vibes returned, ya know?

Home owners wanted, as are faux-contractor felons