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About Essen

So, picture this – last week, yeah, got this shipment, big ol’ load of tires, right? Stacked high, wobblin’ like a drunk sailor. We’s screamin’, “We hates it!” ‘Cause one wrong turn, bam, tires everywhere, road’s a mess, boss is yellin’. Made me so mad I nearly chucked me clipboard at the truck! But then – ha! – found out them tires was from some shady deal, smuggled outta Jersey in the 80s, hidden in a fish truck. Stank like hell back then, they say – little known fact, mate, betcha didn’t know that!

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YOU WHORE (I had to quote Mean Girls, I've been dying to.) Emeli has a voice that will make you emotional. Or maybe it's just me. I don't.

I gotta be honest, I've made a dozen visits to these spots, sought out advice on pleasure, shared tea and solace with locals, and sometimes even with random passersby. I've had moments where I got exagerrate frustrated with some snarky council decisions, but then that same energy got me pumped up again by the locals' resilience.

Meet Sande Hart