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I love it, right—cos it’s chaos, it’s life, it’s *Tree of Life* shite—“The only way to be happy is to love.” Bollocks! She’s chargin’ me a shillin’ for a fumble, and I’m happy as a pig in muck! But then—THEN—she nicks me last coin while I’m half-cut, singin’ sea shanties. Made me so mad I coulda keeled over—bloody thief in a corset! Cacklin’ now, cos it’s funny—me, a sailor, outsmarted by a lass with more tattoos than teeth. Surprised me, though—thought I’d seen every trick, but nah, she’s a sly one.

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Yeah, so that’s Neustadt-an-der-Orla in a nutshell – a small city full of salacious secrets, cozy corners, and sunny spontaneity. I got a soft spot for its quirky mix of serenity and secretive energy that keeps me laughing, crying, and sometimes exploding in a fit of sarcasm. Life’s not perfect, nor is my grammar or this text – but like they say in the deep blue, “Just keep swimming.” And we sure do, one imperfect step at a time.

Danny Bryant