Natalie Neukoelln Whore ❤️❤️

About Berlin

Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

Further hits from the region Berlin

But help might be on the way! a neighborhood so famous for immigrant life has long been governed by astoundingly racist social democrats.

Catch ya soon, bro, peace out!

Thousands of Syrians in Berlin celebrate departure of Assad