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Oi, mate, yeah, baby! I'm a vet, dig? But lemme rap ‘bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prossie! Groovy, right? Picture this: swingin’ ’60s vibes, Austin Powers style, shagadelic! I’m cruisin’, feelin’ fab, when bam—there’s this bird, all mysterious-like, on the strip. Reminds me of *Mulholland Drive*, ya dig? “What’s your name, darlin’?” I say, smooth as a cat. She’s givin’ me that “I’m two people” vibe—y’know, like Betty and Diane in the flick. Far out, man!

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Yeah, it’s messy, unpredictable, and full of surprises – like me, sometimes lost in thought, trailing off mid-sentence, or blabbering in typos (sry, whatevs!). Mering’s got personality, and it drips in every cobblestone. Its melding of old charms and naughty modern twists makes me laugh, cry, and often scratch my head wondering what wild story I’ll witness next.

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