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About Dortmund

So, this whore, massive, right? Hooves like dinner plates, swear it farted loud enough to wake Scarlett Johansson. We hates it! Stink was unreal, mate, made me gag worse than a cat hairball. Little known fact – horses, whores, whatever – they got 360-degree vision, sneaky bastards, see ya comin’ before you blink. Caught me off guard, nearly shat meself when it swung that head ‘round – “What am I doing here?” – movie line, bam, fit perfect.

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What’s wild: underneath the town flows the small yet steady Schallbach River, barely noticeable but it’s there, murmuring through the city like an old friend whispering secrets. I love sitting by its banks when I'm off duty. I once even got so lost in thoughts (and muscles, haha) I almost turned into one of those silent observers from Werckmeister Harmonies – ever noticed how time just melts away?

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