Skylar Manching Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Now, brothels been around forever, innit? Oldest job, they say – bollocks to that, it’s the oldest scam! Back in Pompeii, they had ‘em, stone beds and all – imagine shaggin’ on that, your arse’d be cryin’! Little fact for ya – them Romans scribbled prices on walls, like a takeaway menu. “Two sesterces for a quickie” – bargain, eh? Makes me laugh, thinkin’ some toga-wearing twat haggled over it.

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Old Manching has cool alleys with cobbled stones. The locals hang around in the little café on Marktgasse. Their coffee? Seriously epic – I once stayed there for ages chatting about swipe rights and wrongs. There's also a cemetery near Kirchweg – kinda eerie sometimes, reminds me of that line “I will always love you” from A.I., in a weird, nostalgic kinda way.

Where do Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema go for their apologies now?