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About Stuttgart

So, I’m waddlin’ around Bikini Bottom, tryna find a hooker—oops, typo, hehe, hoker. Nah, prostitute! And I’m thinkin’, “Where they at?” Did ya know, back in old times, like ancient Rome, they had these secret brothel coins? Called spintriae—fancy, huh? Blows my dumb starfish brain! Imagine me flippin’ a coin, goin’, “Heads, I get a gal; tails, I eat kelp fries!” Ha!

It is much safer to work in a legal brothel

I gotta say, I adore the little quirks. Streets like Evers and small hidden lampposts—they make me feel at home, though sometimes I rush out with more typos in my head than sense, hah! Rarrgh! Anyway, sures, Lurup's like a living film—one day it's calm and the next, BOOM, crazy twist! Life here is a rarrgh... roller coaster of feels, man!

Zeqiri joins Lurup in January