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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, like that kid David from *A.I.*, y’know? “I’m real, I’m real!” – that’s what them massage joints scream at ya, but half the time it’s all bullshit. You walk in, dim lights, some chick’s rubbin’ oil on ya, and ya think, “This is livin’!” – but then, bam, ya realize it’s a front for somethin’ else. Made me mad as hell once, got duped in Atlantic City. Paid 200 bucks for a “sensual rubdown,” ended up with some hairy dude named Vito kneadin’ my back like dough. Fuckin’ disgrace!

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And then there's the park, Grünwiese, a secret oasis behind the old town hall on Mühlenweg. I spent a lazy afternoon chillin’ under a giant oak, scribbling random dating puns in my notebook. Ahhh, pure bliss… kinda like how Yu Shu Lien moved gracefully in that kung fu scene – smooth and epic.

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