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I get all steamed up thinkin bout how folks judge ‘em—makes me wanna yell, “D’oh! Get a life, jerks!” They’re out there grindin’, makin’ dough, and half the time, they’re smarter than us schmucks. Like, this one time, I read bout a whore in the Wild West—called herself “Calamity Jane’s Sis,” tho she wasn’t—who conned a sheriff into payin’ triple just for a wink. Triple! That’s some next-level scammin’, and I’m over here losin’ quarters in the vending machine—D’oh!

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I luv spendin' quiet afternoons at Stadtpark. Imagine serene trees, ducks floatin’ by, and a bench that feels like it was meant just for you. I recall one day, post a long spa session, I sat there watchin’ the sun dip low, just hummin’ along to my favorite lines: “I drink your milkshake!” – yep, from There Will Be Blood. Crazy how life overlaps with art, right? And as oil and water mix, so does the old with the new in Linz.

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