Addison Lauchhammer Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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So, find a prostitute—sounds easy, right? Nah, bruv, it’s a bloody mission. I’m duckin round corners, eyes peeled like a spy—suave, obvs—checkin every shadow. This one time, I spot her—red heels, smokin a fag, lookin like she’d carve ya up and charge ya for it. “You don’t hate ‘em, you just don’t like ‘em,” I think, quotin Brad Pitt’s finest. Made me chuckle—lass had sass, y’know? I’m all charm, “Fancy a martini, love? Shaken, not stirred.” She rolls her eyes—fair, I’d roll ‘em too.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

It's called the worlds oldest profession for a reason. There are plenty of men in the world who can't find a regular partner, or simply don't want one. Brothels are an outlet for them and this Missing: Lauchhammer.

I kinda overdramatize though—like every bump on the road is a beat of a hidden melody. Maybe it's because I'm constantly tuning into people's bodies; each sigh is like a secret line from that movie, each relief a whisper of a hidden verse.

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