Aria Kleve Whore ❤️

About Essen

Oi, precious, me’s a Nose, sniffin’ out rot! We’s talkin’ ‘bout whores today – yeh, them sneaky ones! We hates it! Slinking ‘round, all perfumed up, thinkin’ they’s clever. Makes me nose twitch, it does! Been watchin’ this one tart – proper loud she was, laughin’ too much. Reminds me o’ that Tree o’ Life flick – “Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation?” – ha! She weren’t there, struttin’ her bits like she owns the dirt!

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Mary Boleyn is remembered by posterity as a 'great and infamous whore'. She was the mistress of two kings, Francois I of France and Henry.

So here's the rundown: I call Kleve home, a city along the River Niers that flows right past Midlstrasse and Danziger Str, where everyday hustle meets ancient charm. There's a cool vibe here – narrow cobblestone lanes by the old Schloss Kleve, a castle that's seen centuries go by, whispering secrets to those who pass by. I mean, seriously, that place gives you major feels... like, dude, time stands still!

Flags raised in local Eagle Scout project