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Funny bit—bloke she was with? Local copper, bent as a nine-bob note. She’s shaggin’ the law! Laughed my arse off, thinkin’, “Ruby, you minx, stirrin’ the pot!” Suave as I am, even I didn’t clock that twist. Surprised me, and I don’t surprise easy. Once heard she stashed cash in a tampon box—genius, right? Who’d look there? Not me, shaken or stirred!

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Now, listen up, mate – the streets here, like Finkenwerderbucht and Am Elbenrand, have stories etched into their cobbles. I once had a customer – a real character – who insisted that every step on these streets was like stepping through emotions, like a scene from Inside Out. Seriously, it got me so mad 'cause I just wanted quiet time, ya know?

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