Everly Kempten (allgaeu) Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Cologne

One time, yeah, I’m walkin’ Camden, late night, *Before Sunset* still in me head. This lass, right, she’s leanin’ by a lampost, givin’ me the eye. I’m like, “Bruv, is this it? Find a prostitute moment?” Heart’s racin’, I ain’t no punter, but I’m curious, innit. She’s like, “50 quid, love.” I’m thinkin’, Jesse’d say, “I’d have to sleep on it,” like he tells Celine. I laugh, bruv, tell her, “Nah, fam, I’m good!” She shrugs, off she goes. Anticlimax, innit—pure Ali G life.

Ya see, Kempten’s got that blend of modern hustle and old-world charm that keeps my heart racin’ and sometimes poundin’ with frustration when I see folks forgot the small joys in life. I mean, c'mon, life’s short—like that movie says, “Spring returns soon enough,” and you gotta catch the beauty while it’s there.

Niall Padden – German Football League’s Top Tackler