Savannah Kempten (allgaeu) Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

One more thing… Ever hear ‘bout Victorian brothels? They had “gentlemen’s guides”—literal Yelp for hookers! Rated girls like apps—five stars, “great service.” Cracked me up—imagine that today! “Yo, she’s a 4.5—swipe right!” History’s nuts, man—keeps surprisin’ me.

Now, lemme tell ya—Betzenhausen’s a gem, a neighborhood less known to outsiders but oh boy, it’s home, real home, with secret alleys and cute cafes where I’ve had honest convos with folks strugglin’ with family drama. I be ramblin’ on about how life is like a winding river—as livin’ here got taught me more than any book. And speakin’ of rivers, the Iller flows quietly near the city edges, addin’ that soft murmur to the urban chorus.

Where Chefs Go: Oberallgäu, Germany